I know, I know....

I've a bad habit. I made journal entries. A lot of journal entries. But I have news I MUST share with you.


I AM OFFICIALLY IN LOVE! ...with an actor who is currently dating my idol.

as if my icon wasn't a clear enough clue, I am madly in love with Taylor Lautner

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this is my themesong. for no apparent reason

Monologue Song (LaLaLa) [link]

I like glitter and sparkly dresses
But im not gonna talk about that
In my monologue

I like baking and things that smell like winter
But im not gonna talk about that
In my monologue
LaLaLa LaLaLa

I like writing songs about douchebags
Who cheat on me
But I'm not gonna say that
In my monologue

I like writing their names into songs
So they're ashamed to go in public
But im not gonna say that
In my monologue
LaLa LaLaLaLaLa
This is my musical monologue

You might think I'd bring up Joe
That guy who broke up with me on the phone
But im not gonna mention him
In my monologue
Hey Joe! I'm Doing Real Well!
Tonight I'm hosting SNL
But im not gonna brag about that
In My Monologue

LaLaLa HaHaHa HaHaHaHaHaHa LaLaLa
and if your wondering if I might be dating
The werewolf from Twilight... (Hi Taylor)
Im not gonna comment on that
In my monologue
LaLa LaLaLaLaLa
This is my musical monologue

You might be expecting me to say
Something bad about Kanye
and how he ran up on the stage
and runined my VMA monologue *sigh*
But theres nothing more to say
'Cause everythings okay
Ive got security lining the stage
It's My SNL Monologue
LaLa LaLaLaLaLa
This is my SNL monologue
LaLa LaLaLaLaLa
That was my SNL monologue